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I use it once when I was in woods and hungry coyote came from forest and want to murder me with his face. I hit him. I hit him hard. He let out howl. I make him get pain for wanting murder me with he face. He go away. Don’t come back.

I use that same sword for dear hunting. You really need a sharp blade whne you hit a buck and it’s filaling around! four stars ****

I’m just a furry baby!

And unto the sword comes the hand of G-d! Tob 34:56

WE HAVE SWORDS, GUNS, TRUNCHEONS, BAYONETTES, CLEAVERS, AXES, AWLS, ICE PICKS, BONE SAWZ AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!COALFRIDAY! THIS THURSDAY! DON’T MISS IT!

Why you didn’t tell me you married a man of the hammer, Charlemagne! Please invite him to my elder circle on Wednesday! Ger 67:44

WE HAVE APRONS, BLUE TUBS, PLASTIC BADGES, WOODWORKING EQUIPMENT, JARS OF PASTA SAUCE, CHEESE WHEELS, TOOTHPASTE AND MORE!!! COALFRIDAY! THIS THURSDAY!

Is that Suzanne Summers?

Is that Fiona Apple?

Purelle I would like to perform another D&C on your cervix this afternoon. It looks like I left a bit of tissue where there shouldn’t be any. Please call my service to schedule.

I’ve got a house warming present for your cheddar lozenge. Lol!

@purelle, I believe I have found the perfect man for you! He is a member of my youth group! His name is @heulwessen. Yob 87:44

Coalfather Industries Gluten-free Panties on sale COALFRIDAY! SHOP EARLY!

Please come to the Coalfather Outlet store at 6pm on Thanksgiving day. Bring your cat. The secret code is “Spend more to save more” and you will get a 20% discount off everything!

Is it possible to get an appointment with him?

Choobers, your father is suffering from a rare genetic disease called auralphantitis. Please come into my office today for a test.

Choobers that is Tony the Animal WWF two time champion and so not the father of your large ass!

HEY CRAIGS! I LIKE PUMPKIN BUT I HAVE AN ALLERGY TO THE STEMS. IS THE STEAMED SLICE SERVED WITH THE STEM? IS THE STEM IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE DINING AREA? DO YOU KEEP THE STEMS? ARE THE STEMS OK? DO THEY HAVE LIPS AND MOUTHS? I WORRY THAT THE STEMS KNOW WHERE I LIVE. PUMPKINS HAVE SEEDS TOO. I WORRY ABOUT THE SEEDS.

This sounds delicious. I never finish a meal at Craigs – you guys really know how to serve up a feast! ; )

What are the dimensions of the cube?

Can I get this in a 4lb tub?

You people need to eat some red meat. I can see iron dificiencies written all over your face. If any of you would like to come dear hunting with me this weekend, please let me know.

This meal would be great if:
1) it contained 1lb of ground beef.
2) it contained an entire jar of chipotle mayo.
3) it was $1.
4) all of the above.

Grampy, do you have an fire arms for sale?

Slingshot or boxing gloves?

I’d like yo help but what if my abdominal pain and cramps come back?

Happy Craigsgiving! Try our 100% transfat free Thanksgiving feast and find relief fast!

I would recommend a small cork called uretal plug. or if it’s #2 you may need a larger size. You could also try eating a box of chalk.

Unless you are going to serve him a Craigsgiving Feast!

Puerile, It looks like you are wearing an outfit my mother dressed me in as a child. I was born in 1940. Were you born in 1940 and then didn’t mautre? I have a skin condition and no mouth. But I get by. I take it one day at a tme.

Esther if you are suffering from nausia as a result of early pregnancy, please call me office for some emetrol or just drink a can of regular coke.

Um, weren’t you bragging a while back about how you really do have a face? Are you now admitting you don’t?

withslip, please call my cosmentic surgery practice in Arverne for an appointment. I’m sure we can carve you a new maw just as sure as we can carve a smile on a pumpkin. Tobias 12:12

Time to to get on Teh Bandwagon!

DINEY I STILL LOVE YOU.