Charmaine

Did any of you guys intercept a txt from my boyfriend? He said he was going out to buy an elf on the shelf, but then I didn\’t hear from him.

Choobs you were with me at BurgerNurse this morning. Are you losing it? We each got a BreakfastEmergency. It was delicious. Did you forget how to use the internic?

Both of you love Arbw? That\’s great. NO ONE LOVES ME OBVIOUSLY.

Burger nurse burger nurse you\’ll soon be taken away by hearse! Hahahahahahahahaha! Effin love these sickbrgrs!!!!

Guys-EAT 1doughnut!!! They cost like 67 cents and are so good. How can anyone stay alive on this stuff? CRZY!!!

Gribble, that is gross n u need some srious orthodontics.

U guys all have serious Krampus problems. I\’m getting like worried here but all this Krampus hoo ha. Where is Christ? Where is Santa?

You know a ring binder would prolly work better for this than paste.

This reminds me of when my boyfriend gave me a stuffed meat pig he bought and the Annendale Farmers Market. It was so Cute! But my kitty Mrs. Feathers disembowled it and left it on my doorstep as a gift.

So my boyfriend just texted me that he is going on back to back Antarctic expeditions. Is he dissing me? Baby baby where did R luv go?!

Beaurdrillard encapsulates exactly how I feel right now, which is not good. My boyfriend totally stopped talking 2 me and when I txt him why? He is like \”I have some important plumbing 2do\” *sad* then I am like hey where r u? And he is like \”here. Eating field roast.\”

Love is total sadness. You can never be with the person u luv-why? Because they live in Argentina and you live in Northern Maine and you are a Famous ice skater and they are a waiter at a convenience store coffee bar and you have six kids and they have a dying mother and you are both afraid af airplanes and they got deported and you are crying on…[Read more]