@coalfather
Active 4 years, 2 months ago-
Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 4 years, 2 months ago
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Coalfather Industries posted an update 4 years, 2 months ago
I am a local face painter that moved to the area last year. I am trying to learn when/where the annual festivals in the area are. Could anyone suggest any large events that I could face paint and sell my flower crowns & hair bows at? 🙏🦄🌻🎨🎀 I also have been a children’s entertainer for birthdays, family gatherings and weddings for over 20 years.…[Read more]
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This is what I’m looking for. Do you do personal parties?-
@chunz this what i’m talkin about! See how the clown can help? It can help all when we eat it and fortify! thanks for being there.
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Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO ABHORRENT, REPUGNANT REPULSIVE, VILE, ABUSIVE, DISDAINFUL, NAUSEATING, AND DISTURBING CONTENT!!!!
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Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
*Warning* THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO ABHORRENT, REPUGNANT REPULSIVE, VILE, ABUSIVE, DISDAINFUL, NAUSEATING, AND DISTURBING CONTENT!!!!
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Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
*****WARNING***** THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO ABHORRENT, REPUGNANT REPULSIVE, VILE, ABUSIVE, DISDAINFUL, NAUSEATING, AND DISTURBING CONTENT!!!!
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Coalfather Industries posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Darkest Coalmas good friends! On this the darkest of days we don our drab clothes, stop shopping, put away all of our lit devices and sit quietly alone by the light of a solitary pine-scented candle ruminating about all the things Pére Crūd and Frostner have informed us that we failed to accomplish!
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I’ve accomplished all of my goals this year. I’ve got a great job where I can express myself fully and a boyfriend who appreciates all of my assets.
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I’ve been praying to Frostner to bring the warmth of love back to my life. I’ve sacrificed an entire family of hamsters on an altar dedicated to Pere Crud.
All I ask is for you to bring me a rocking new years party featuring Morbid Angel, endless kegs and weed, and all the ladyboys I can handle.
Come through dudes or I’m going hardcore and s…[Read more]
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Can a Norseman get in on some of that action Nate? I’ve got some contacts in the Norwegian Death Metal scene.
Praise Odin!
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wayah baby quibby? I cwy now!!! baby quibby not in pictchaw!!
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I’m going to offer you up to Xipe Totec if you don’t stop whining, Baby Quisling.
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Now Coriander! Follow the example of our lord and frostner and pere crude and coalfather and wander grvnik and cheesecastle and burgernurs and chunz! everyone is important this time of year!!
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Dude, chill!
Everyone is welcome to enter the mosh pit in front of Morbid Angels’ stage. Only the strong survive!
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Coalfather Industries and
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Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
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Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
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Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
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Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
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Coalfather Industries unlocked the achievement: Notorious P.I.G. 12 years, 3 months ago
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Coalfather Industries posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
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Coalfather Industries posted an timewaster 12 years, 3 months ago
You talk about your bunions, you post pictures of food that looks like vomit, you reveal all your secrets to the Internet. REPENT. REPENT REPENT. This Sunday at the Gloversville Lock-N-Load sit on the laps of Pére Crūd and Frostner and beg forgiveness. Coalmas is coming folks. Step it up!
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Coalfather Industries posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Coalmas is coming folks! This December 21 at the Raintree Plaze in Hacknell, don your drab attire and sit on the laps of Pére Crūd and Frostner! Enjoy a mug of black bean soup while Pére Crūd and Frostner determine if you have done anything of value this year! Free antidepressants while they last!
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I never aksd pear crud for nothing but i did once ask frostner for napkins and he just kind of toched me his hands were rilly cold – dudh – right. frostner is weird. pear crud never says anything. aren’t they ‘posed to be nice?
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Ho ho! When I was a little bou I uset two be so scared of papa crude. I used to think he could climb through the holes in my window screen!!! I gre up and new he wasn’t real!!! I always new it was The Lord htat was outside my window!! John 3:16 y’all!
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Of course it was the lord! Do you believe in imaginary friends?
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This is so why I am a Pagan. Less judgement and more grög please!
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@chunz this what i’m talkin about! See how the clown can help? It can help all when we eat it and fortify! thanks for being there.