@corian
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I’m going to offer you up to Xipe Totec if you don’t stop whining, Baby Quisling.
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Sometimes I like to slather sauces and creams on my body and lick them off.
I’m right there with ya, babe!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I’ve been praying to Frostner to bring the warmth of love back to my life. I’ve sacrificed an entire family of hamsters on an altar dedicated to Pere Crud.
All I ask is for you to bring me a rocking new years party featuring Morbid Angel, endless kegs and weed, and all the ladyboys I can handle.
Come through dudes or I’m going hardcore and s…[Read more]
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Can a Norseman get in on some of that action Nate? I’ve got some contacts in the Norwegian Death Metal scene.
Praise Odin!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I’ll pay you to say what!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Oh, yes. Walker was the man with the Styleballz. He could rock my world wearing nothing but his ranger hat and nut pocket. Styleballz indeed!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Zat an orgy you puttin’ together? Count me in, baby!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
You need to gets with me, Miss Mountain Hop. I want to climb up and get all inside, baby! You know its right, sweet thang!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I’d like to get all up in it, ya know. Are ye speakin’ my language?
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
You are one sexy chiquita, baby pie. Let me get up all in it, honey monkey!
Are you speaking my language, Elly Mae?
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Hey baby! Wanna party?
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Dude, I just wanna party!
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I’ll see your Satan and raise you one Loki!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Helped a hole lotz of people and here is how they thankz me. I would have prefred the munniez.
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Coriana, I think these people are worshipping you as if you were some sort of messiah or second coming. While this is not exactly a monetary instrument, worship and praise can be valuable commodities for contemporary job-seekers.
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
My Wander-Gravnik easy shaper came apart as I was doing the biceps curl tonight, and it hit me on the side of my head and now I have a nice size bump! I twisted it back together again, and hope it does not do it again. It did Not come apart were you would normally take It apart to put it into the storage bag.. Please check on this before someone…[Read more]
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An update. I was later entrapped in my Wander-Gravnik Easy Shaper and was grievously injured. I almost died! I am looking for legal representation to sue the pants off those bastards!
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I would say you have a good case Corianne. That easy shaper is on the Consumer Product Safety Council’s list of “Most Dangerous Consumer Products Ever Made.” WG has some pretty big guns though so I would think suing would be tough. Maybe just bring it back to the store and forget about it before the attorneys bleed you dry?
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And I’m not just advising that because WanderGranvik built the Clemsen County courthouse (A magnificent structure) where I am currently employed.
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Or because WG paid the governor $100 million toward his campaign to make sure we don’t take any suits against them.
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Or because they plan to build an amusement/shopping mall park on sacred Native American land.
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I didn\’t notice anything about any of you. Sorryz!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
The only Loves I need is the convenience store.
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I do all sorts of things for my boyfriend because he loves me.
I probably shouldn’t say what! Tee Hee!
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I’ll pay you to say what!
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that means you will do thos things for me now because I am your pearbond. I will make a list.
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I am still hoping to have a custom scrotum pouch crafted for me.
Any takers? I can offer multiple channels and methods of payment.
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Is someone building custom organic wool scrotum pouches around here? By Odin and his brother ye can count me and mine in!
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Scrotum pouches! That’s a festive idea! 😉
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What is a scrotum?
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I recall hearing that Walker Texas Ranger would only wear red, white, and blue scrotum pouches. He had pouches made with numbers monogrammed for each day of the month. A ballsy fellow! A true American Hero!
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Oh, yes. Walker was the man with the Styleballz. He could rock my world wearing nothing but his ranger hat and nut pocket. Styleballz indeed!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
An update. I was later entrapped in my Wander-Gravnik Easy Shaper and was grievously injured. I almost died! I am looking for legal representation to sue the pants off those bastards!
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Cheese Testicles fired me after I peed in the cheeze whiz.
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 unlocked the achievement: Hang Ten 12 years, 3 months ago
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Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Let\’s party, bitchez!
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Now Coriander! Follow the example of our lord and frostner and pere crude and coalfather and wander grvnik and cheesecastle and burgernurs and chunz! everyone is important this time of year!!
Dude, chill!
Everyone is welcome to enter the mosh pit in front of Morbid Angels’ stage. Only the strong survive!