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Coalfather Industries posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago

COALFRIDAY! SHOP EARLY! ALL SALES START ON THURSDAY DURING DINNERTIME.
WE HAVE BELT BUCKLES, TROUGHS, THONGS, RECEPTICLES, LATEX GLOVES, WALKERS, COTTON CANDY, DIAPERS, EYE DROPS, FRESH DOUGHNUTS, FRUIT DRINK, OUTBOARD MOTORS, DUCT TAPE, FROZEN BURRITO, READING GLASSES, COMPRESSION HOSE, PROTEIN BAR, ANTACID, PIZZA POCKET, BRAKE PADS AND…[Read more]

Rev. Smythik replied 12 years, 6 months ago

How much are the depression hoses?
Rev. Smythik replied 12 years, 6 months ago

Do coalfather stores welcome conceal carry advocates?
- Heulwessen replied 12 years, 6 months ago
  
  I am a nudist and always place my weapons in the full wide open!
Dr.-Cavendish replied 12 years, 6 months ago

do you sell surgical supplies? hunting apparel? barcaloungers? feminine hygenics?
purelle replied 12 years, 6 months ago

I am putting together a suicide resource kit. You can never be too prepared!

Granby Granburton posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago

esther posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago

The kids had their own thanksgivakah party early so the adults could get drunk on Manhattans and argue about evolution vs. creationism! Aren’t they darling!

Coalfather Industries posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago

CoalFriday at Coaldor stalls in all area shopping plazas! Shop now and save! 5gallon tubs of Lusti are now 50% off for the next 10 minutes!

Coalfather Industries posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago

Fwappy Fwanksgiving!

brim replied 12 years, 6 months ago

That’s me and my dad at the Coalfather Industries Colonial Theme Park! My dad works the boiler and that year he put a whole turkey topped with bacon in the furnace! I made cotton candy just like a colonial boy would have at the orignial fwanksgiving meal!
- Rev. Smythik replied 12 years, 6 months ago
  
  Wow Sanka! That’s quite a tub!
Dr.-Cavendish replied 12 years, 6 months ago

Do you sell female condoms? Instant coffee? hair pieces? lip balm? wax lips?

Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago

Hey neighbrs ! Won’t you be nine? Ha – only the old folks will get that one. Well it’s time for my annual Fwanksgiving Message service. This yesr we are pleased to announce my sermon is being sponsored by @Cheesecastle. So, for the first time in our church’s recent history we’ll be offering communion fondue style. Oh – and since…[Read more]

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