@hepzibah
Active 12 years, 1 month ago-
Hepzibah posted an update 12 years, 1 month ago
It pleases me to tell all that Horst my great grand-nephew has completed training as a plague doctor today and will begin working in the plague-riddled regions of lower Saxony. Go Horst!
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Hepzibah posted a new activity comment 12 years, 1 month ago
If your grandmother is ill with spirits, why not apply a leech or two or a crown of thistle? Otherwise apply a poultice and call the good Reverend Smythyk.
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Hepzibah posted an update 12 years, 1 month ago
@Rev. Smythik , I am considering getting a totally ill and radical application of this illustration of my beloved, Professor S. Vernoy applied to the skin above my modestly covered cleavage. Will I still be allowed to attend your services with my skin adorned in such a manner?
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I got a tatoo of mickey mouse once. It’s on my thigh so basically no one sees it. I like to look at it when I’m alone.
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I’m thinking of having my baby Nestle Makita tattooed on my arm and also having her fitted with a location chip.
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I”m going to tattoo an image of my face on my face so that as I get old I will appear to stay the same age.
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I am so digging this guy’s chin curtain. Hepzinka, you should totally do this. Go to the Pig-n-Ink on Pelt Street. #414. Ask for Jess.
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I think you have to make sure the ink is kosher and chinese otherwise you get a very nasty color seepage.
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Needaws awe scawy and huwt Hepsibaw! Maybe get tempowawy tattoo?
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If it were up to me you’d be stoned.
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Hepzibah posted an update 12 years, 2 months ago
It bereaves me to announce that Dear Phoebe\’s daughter Prudence has succumb to the pox. That makes the 20th child lost in our township this winter alone. Oh cruel world! if only there were a remedy for such blight and heartbreak!
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that is very sad, Hepsibra, but you know vaccines can be just as bad as the illness itself! When they asked me if my darlings Tumeric, Christl, Tuna, Aspic, Wunc, Chim and Sorgum should receive the shots I flatly refused! Its’s really the governement trying to control us!
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Did you use Fogerty as a guinea pig?
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I had to get a shot for titnus when I was five. it hurt lots. The doctor said it was because I could step on a rusty nail and then my jaw would lock up. This hasn’t happened though so what was that all about LOl!
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Hepzibah posted an update 12 years, 2 months ago
A festive day indeed as the Sisters Barrison performed their pussy dance for all the townsfolk! Such revelry on this the day of our lord’s birth!
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If I were one of those cats those ladies would have some nasty scratches-specially if they where made of Tuna!! LOLZ!
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****s for real yo. i was struck by lightening last year.. check me out now.
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This was a nice time for lady dressing. I like those tall bonnets and the lace is a good touch. To bad girls don’t dress like this these days.
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Hepzibah posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I judge thy midwife was most delicate and supple with such tweezings and needling as were necessary for a what must have been a difficult birthing. I salute thy fortitude and welcome young Nuzzle Maverick Starstruck into The Lord\’s Great Fold.
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Hepzibah posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Why are the horses rearing up and dressed in white? What sort of carriage is this?
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Hepzibah posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
What a matronly posture! Thank you for this pleasantry!
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Hepzibah posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Abomination! Thout art certaiinmostly a witch! Keep thy satanic imagery to thineself thou fiery faced quintessence of iniquity!
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Hepzibah unlocked the achievement: God's Eye 12 years, 3 months ago
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Hepzibah posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Good Doctor Japhrey has prescribed the most wondrous drops as remedy for a dreadful extraction! I believe I shall continue his prescription indefinitely!
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In Zgierz doctor give me drops like this after tooth problem. Works good but then I not stop for two years and lose job and wife. Unlike!!
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Hezikiah you look sad. Are you a grandma? YOu look like you could use a grandson hug. I could be your grandson from the future. I would hug you all day! 🙂
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Hepzibah posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
I pray one amongst us shall aide me in a most indelicate predicament! Having employed stickpaste to fasten my corset, I am now quite entrenched in its confines and unable to wrestle free. An antidote would we most welcome! View
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You know a ring binder would prolly work better for this than paste.
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is that the trick wher they sawd the lady in haf? I think shes posed to saty in half of that box.
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Hepzibah unlocked the achievement: Notorious P.I.G. 12 years, 3 months ago
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Hepzibah posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Mercy! This child resembles the infant pageant queen laid dead in the cellar by greedy parents!
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You are mistaken m’lady. This is an infant Krampus shaved down and adorned with the ceremonial Farah hair crown only seen but rarely in the most remote alpine meadows and glens. After a initiatory meal of swiss cheese and live field mice and a ritual circumcision this little ladyboy will become the venerated Faux-Princess of the holy and…[Read more]
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Hepzibah unlocked the achievement: Hang Ten 12 years, 3 months ago
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Hepzibah changed their profile picture 12 years, 3 months ago
I don’t get it. Does she mean Whores are plaque doctors?
The shoes in this pic remind me of the shoes Brother Gregory whore at our church Krist the King. He had a very refined demeener and always wore soem fancy brand of intalia shoes. Pranda? Prodda? I can’t remember what they were called but even the