@heulwessen
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
What I’d like to know, though, is if you are a Norse run and operated businesss.
I know you are Burger Nurse but are you Burger NORSE?!
I have pledged to support only Norse owned and operated businesses.
Praise Odin!
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Great Odin’s Longship, you are a fine woman with fine taste in films!
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Great Odin’s Musk Ox that looks mighty tasty!
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Is someone building custom organic wool scrotum pouches around here? By Odin and his brother ye can count me and mine in!
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Looks like Cheese Porn to me.
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Cheese Testicles fired me after I peed in the cheeze whiz.
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Wasting away again?
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Great Odin’s Raven brought me word of your discoveries. Is it safe?
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
You are mistaken m’lady. This is an infant Krampus shaved down and adorned with the ceremonial Farah hair crown only seen but rarely in the most remote alpine meadows and glens. After a initiatory meal of swiss cheese and live field mice and a ritual circumcision this little ladyboy will become the venerated Faux-Princess of the holy and…[Read more]
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
In Lithuania these are known as “baltymų lÄ—lių”, translated as “protein puppet”.
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Heulwessen posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
@spanner Hi boys is this town slow??? I’m heading over to the Large Lodge later if anyone wants to cum…hint,hint. They’re showing the original version of How to Take Apart A swing Set at ten thirsty sharp, but not too shape, please. -Push yes!
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If you like <> you may like new Coalfather Industries Lardlulose The artificial sweetener made from rendered lard!
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Heulwessen posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
If you’ve got bears I can axe them.
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Bawes awe scawy!!
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Holewiss, you need to check with your local humane society and department of firearms and wildlife before axing any bears. In some states, bear axing is only permitted at Sundown on Good Friday in rememberence of the slaughter of our lord.
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axe them what? ha aha lol.
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
No one wants to support your shameful frosting habit. Choose Life! Jitterbug!
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Are those pickled entrails? Praise Odin!
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Heulwessen posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Maybe you should change Baby Qabala, Spengler. That is a very tight diaper on one very sick baby. Maybe you have an obstruction. Even Odin can\’t help you with that.
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Heulwessen unlocked the achievement: Guardian of Tiamat 12 years, 3 months ago
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Those are some seriously inflamed hooves you\’ve got there, too, Skartits. Not sure whether to refer to you as Sir or Madam. Maybe you are both or neither?
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I think you look a bit like a cross between a goblin, a sea turtle, and Spiderman, Skartits. Are you of indeterminate gender?
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Heulwessen posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
For your sake I hope it includes surviving looking like the subject of a John Wayne Gacy painting!
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This is the most comprehensive tome you will find on the subject of youth survival.
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Scrotum pouches! That’s a festive idea! 😉
What is a scrotum?
I recall hearing that Walker Texas Ranger would only wear red, white, and blue scrotum pouches. He had pouches made with numbers monogrammed for each day of the month. A ballsy fellow! A true American Hero!
Oh, yes. Walker was the man with the Styleballz. He could rock my world wearing nothing but his ranger hat and nut pocket. Styleballz indeed!