@heulwessen
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
You don’t just sneak up on someone in a graveyard.
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sconey d and
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Granby Granburton and
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Granby likes purelle‘s activity 12 years, 6 months ago
I’ve eating too many delicios trans fats and am now incontinent. Please help!
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Granby Granburton posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
My body is tightening up from all the raking.
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Cranberry, have you considered vinyasa flow? It has really helped me loosen up in all the right places! 😉
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Granby likes craigs‘s activity 12 years, 6 months ago
Today at CraigsMictrotarian enjoy our EATS lunch special including one spoonful of caviar, one almond and a slice of celery! a listerine cap…
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Today at CheeseCastle! Our delivery boys are out on a run delivering our personal cheese wheel deluxe. Why settle for a tiny wedge of cheese…
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Totally just saw like this fat opera star in a jazzy at target. cart loaded down with Clif bars. he pulls up at the coffee counter, orders…
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
Gal 2:20:
Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
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hello.
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Fantastic sermon, Rev! very catchy.
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Thanks for that revernd. I always know at least you are thinking about me. Hey I’m getting a new shotgun tomorrow. Let’s go shooting tomorrow night. You in? John 3:16
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I’d like to get in on these “wings”. Where do I sign up?
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I need to feel the lord within me. I need his loving all up inside!
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That is my favorite Bible verse. Jesus was so a great writer.
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Help! I just cannot stop posting!
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You making me nervous Chatmaine. You out of control lady!
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
I also felt a presence. Whatevs!
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I think you should check your belt tightness man.
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That happened to me a couple of times when I forgot to take my Lamicdol. I thought for sure there was a fox with a furry tail right next to me under the table brushing my leg. The doctor said I may have had a mild seizure which is why I was supposed to take the lamitol in the first place.
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Foxy!
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I need to feel the lord within me. I need his loving all up inside!
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
Great sermon this morning folks! Great to see so many there. Thanks to the ladies for the pancakes and sausage early breakfast! Youth outing at Hardee’s this PM!
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<3 jesus! I liked when you drank all ur water!
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Charmy are you flippin? Jesus? Wha? huhhhh?
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I like hardees, but I wish they had more stalls in the bathroom. Only two for the whole restaurrant? I can’t wait that long! Especially not after drinking a 48oz diet soda!
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Wear a friggin’ diapar!
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
So this morning I awoke to discover that there’s no longer any flour or milk or chili powder available for me to prepare my typical onion rings for breakfast. You cannot imagine how angry i was that no one even bothered to tell me we were out! it is so inconsiderate–especially since everyone knows how much I need my onion rings in the morning!…[Read more]
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That is just so wrong! Damn them! (You?) anyway come over my place for diet coke- offal pie!
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hmmm…that sounds….OFFAL!!!! hahaha
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hello.
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Sony, you sound more like a Mac, I think. can I just call you that–or would that be too insulting?
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you have so much wisdom, Rev! Furthermore, I am grateful that you deliver ur sermon in short, succinct customized doses. Which I find much easier to follow than the usual lofty overarching banter of your constituents. I love how this is all about ME, and me alone.
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wtf is gal 209???? dude? check one dude?
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They make love the minute they feel attracted!
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Maybe that was your subconscious mind telling you to stop eating so much dairy and fried food? Why not try an egg-kale frittata with organic coffee for breakfast? Or some steel-cut oats with almond butter?
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spanner, what do you do for a living? That sounds like a very ‘privileged’ menu…I’m currently unemployed and therefore must rely heavily on chinese takeaway with free delivery options.
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I eat nothing but pickled pigs feet. LOL!
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spanner I am informing you that kale is not a food that is eaten when other foods are available. For example if rendered chicken fat is available, one would not eat kale or grass or other leaves.
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purelki I have a lot of simpathetics for you. There was a day recently when I did not have the rendered chicken fat I needed to make my mayonaise doughnuts. It was a terrible day. I became so irate I went to the children’s barn and took one of their hens and boiled it whole.
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That is just so typical!
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sconey d posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
hello.
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howdy, partnah!!!! haha! I just loved saying that as a kid!!!
hehe…thanks for the opportunity.
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Hi sony. I’m available to talk and I like meeting new friends – IM me at locknload87
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Do you have any appointments for 4pm today? It’s really urgent!
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I can be reached at bodacious96 IM.
Feel me?
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Sony a little more effort in the discourse department would be appreciated. We can’t all carry your conversations for you on here!
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You so bad!
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LMFAO!
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Hi Sony!!
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I am feeling a tingling. Would like some help if you know what I mean. IM me@69 styleballs.perineum_flash.
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sconey d likes brim‘s activity 12 years, 6 months ago
Candy ass!
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sconey d posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
Gotta catch ’em all!
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are you talking about probiotics? Stds? ROFL!
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All of the above, silly! LaTiDa!
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Charmaine and
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Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
I am sick of all the takers!
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I will offer you that many many have compared me to the drow elves of the gumdrop forest of Cirith Ungol. Take that into your pipe and smoke it, takers!
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A correspondunce course might help with that! LOL
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Granby likes purelle‘s activity 12 years, 6 months ago
I attend Ketosis State!
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Unless you are going to serve him a Craigsgiving Feast!
Puerile, It looks like you are wearing an outfit my mother dressed me in as a child. I was born in 1940. Were you born in 1940 and then didn’t mautre? I have a skin condition and no mouth. But I get by. I take it one day at a tme.
withlisp please contact my dermatalagical lab for a consult on your skin condition. We treat everything: pustules, soars, scaling, exema, dryness, overactive pours, etc.