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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

THEY shall place on it all the utensils with Which They Minister upon it: the scoops, the forks, the shovels, and the basins-all the Implements of the altar. Then they shall spread over it a covering of tachash skin and set its poles into place.

Corian AKA Nateboy69 replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Dude, I just wanna party!
- Heulwessen replied 12 years, 5 months ago
  
  I’ll see your Satan and raise you one Loki!
Baby-Quibbins replied 12 years, 5 months ago

I wike too eet my fwood wif scoops and showels!

Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

Good news everyone-I did not drink strychnine! Instead because I was sad I ate a chocolate frosted maple cream filled donut. DONUT is my new Bfriend !

Corian AKA Nateboy69 replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Sometimes I like to slather sauces and creams on my body and lick them off.

I’m right there with ya, babe!

Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

for Reuben, Elitzur the son of Shedeur. For Simeon, Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.For Judah, Nahshon the son of Amminadab.For Issachar, Nethanel the son of Zu’ar.For Issachar, Nethanel the son of Zu’ar.for Ephraim, Elishama’ the son of ‘Ammihud; for Manasseh, Gamliel the son of Pedazur.For Benjamin, Abidan the son of Gideoni.For Dan, Ahi’ezer…[Read more]

Corian AKA Nateboy69 replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Zat an orgy you puttin’ together? Count me in, baby!

Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

*Update* Not surprisingly, the boyfriend dumped me. Said I was a wrinkled old crone and he had moved on to greener pastures with Olga and they were moving to Peru with their new baby. Anyone have any strychnine and lye I can drink? Maybe that crazy old ghost lady from the past…Tired of this world. Later people. It has been real.

Corian AKA Nateboy69 replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Hey baby! Wanna party?

Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

Helped a hole lotz of people and here is how they thankz me. I would have prefred the munniez.

Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Coriana, I think these people are worshipping you as if you were some sort of messiah or second coming. While this is not exactly a monetary instrument, worship and praise can be valuable commodities for contemporary job-seekers.

Corian AKA Nateboy69 posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

My Wander-Gravnik easy shaper came apart as I was doing the biceps curl tonight, and it hit me on the side of my head and now I have a nice size bump! I twisted it back together again, and hope it does not do it again. It did Not come apart were you would normally take It apart to put it into the storage bag.. Please check on this before someone…[Read more]

Corian AKA Nateboy69 replied 12 years, 5 months ago

An update. I was later entrapped in my Wander-Gravnik Easy Shaper and was grievously injured. I almost died! I am looking for legal representation to sue the pants off those bastards!
Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 5 months ago

I would say you have a good case Corianne. That easy shaper is on the Consumer Product Safety Council’s list of “Most Dangerous Consumer Products Ever Made.” WG has some pretty big guns though so I would think suing would be tough. Maybe just bring it back to the store and forget about it before the attorneys bleed you dry?
Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 5 months ago

And I’m not just advising that because WanderGranvik built the Clemsen County courthouse (A magnificent structure) where I am currently employed.
Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Or because WG paid the governor $100 million toward his campaign to make sure we don’t take any suits against them.
Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Or because they plan to build an amusement/shopping mall park on sacred Native American land.

Judge Bosche posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

Holiday party with my two new interns at Cheesecastle! #Fun

stuben replied 12 years, 5 months ago

righteous!!!!!
Heulwessen replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Looks like Cheese Porn to me.
- Corian AKA Nateboy69 replied 12 years, 5 months ago
  
  Cheese Testicles fired me after I peed in the cheeze whiz.

Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

This song always makes me cry.

Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

So today I woke up and got some coffee and the deli and waited for Jorge to txt me. Does he txt me? No he does not. Seriously what is up with men?

@heulwessen

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