Heulwessen

willfella posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

So I was waiting in the dentist office today and Bulsery-Bull, Drulsery-Drull and Klampe-Lampe had to lie there and listen to Trampe-Rampe make up to the old crone!

Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

I was blessed to have a mom who loved me so deeply. This is my favorite photo of the two of us. It was taken at my ordination in 2005. I could see how much my mom loved me just in the way she looked at me. Missing her but celebrating her today.

charby replied 12 years, 5 months ago

I am a nudist. Is it ok if I come to services? Will everyone judge me? Because only HE can really judge me you know!
- Heulwessen replied 12 years, 5 months ago
  
  Odin doesn’t judge.
Granby Granburton replied 12 years, 5 months ago

Does anyone know where my toenail clipper whent?

purelle posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

Merry Christmas! I love this photo. So cute.

Granby Granburton posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

I took some halidaze, but still can\’t sleep. Anyone know any good stories?

purelle posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

I feel like I’m trapped in a human-sized wad of bubblegumz.

charby replied 12 years, 5 months ago

That is super weird purina! Have you every thought of joining the clothes-free movement?
- Granby Granburton replied 12 years, 5 months ago
  
  do you wear nothing when you are feeding that bear? That’s hazardous!

Judge Bosche posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago

Does anyone have any issues they need decided? If so, please post here. The Judge is in. If your question is decided, please send an order of smoked sable to my secretary, Prell. Thanks you.

Rev. Smythik replied 12 years, 6 months ago

Judge Bosche, I am having the most indelicate quandry with myself! Perhaps you could help? Who is more great: Jehosebad or Heboshua? I am awake at night trying to solve this complex puzzle!
- Heulwessen replied 12 years, 6 months ago
  
  Heronobaush is greatest.
  - Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 6 months ago
    
    Heulwessen, you are not the judge here. Get back to your man cave. Heronobaush is not a relative of mine.
- Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 6 months ago
  
  That is an excellent question Rev. Smythik. The answer is “neither.” Please be sure to send my assistant some smoked sable! Thank you.
  - Heulwessen replied 12 years, 6 months ago
    
    It is neither because it is Heronobaush. Answer that, Judgie!
brim replied 12 years, 6 months ago

So I have a HUGE problem I’m hoping you can totally solve. I donate my sperm to several “couples” so that they could forfil Gods mission and make babies and now they want me to pay CHILD SUPPPORT? WTFWTFWTF?????
- Heulwessen replied 12 years, 6 months ago
  
  You should see this as an opportunity.
- Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 6 months ago
  
  @charbie, that depends on what state you live in. Please don’t forget to send smoked sable to Prell.
  - charby replied 12 years, 5 months ago
    
    I live in Pensituckey.
charby replied 12 years, 6 months ago

So yesterday I was coming out of Wiggles where I work wearing my work uniform which does not include a top. A cop pulls me over and tickets me for “indesent exposure” but I’m pretty sure in my state boob showing is legal. Help! 😉
- Heulwessen replied 12 years, 6 months ago
  
  It is legal in my book.
- Judge Bosche replied 12 years, 6 months ago
  
  Brill, your dna is your personal property and if you share your personal property with others even in a casual way, you will have to pay a “usage tax” so I’m afraid the government wins on this one. Please send sable to Prell.
Corian AKA Nateboy69 replied 12 years, 6 months ago

If I were a bear would it be against the rules for me to get naked and rub up against a tree for some relief? What if I stuck some of my pieces/ parts into a knot or two? What would happen?
esther replied 12 years, 6 months ago

Yesterday Cardamom hit Allspices and I said no rice cakes for you until 4pm! What do I do now?
- Granby Granburton replied 12 years, 5 months ago
  
  Do you make cadmium rice cakes?

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