Judge Bosche

Coriana, I think these people are worshipping you as if you were some sort of messiah or second coming. While this is not exactly a monetary instrument, worship and praise can be valuable commodities for contemporary job-seekers.

Or because they plan to build an amusement/shopping mall park on sacred Native American land.

Or because WG paid the governor $100 million toward his campaign to make sure we don\’t take any suits against them.

And I\’m not just advising that because WanderGranvik built the Clemsen County courthouse (A magnificent structure) where I am currently employed.

I would say you have a good case Corianne. That easy shaper is on the Consumer Product Safety Council\’s list of \”Most Dangerous Consumer Products Ever Made.\” WG has some pretty big guns though so I would think suing would be tough. Maybe just bring it back to the store and forget about it before the attorneys bleed you dry?

There has been a good deal of discussion about these paintings. Was she guided by the hand of God? Is she a contemporary genius? I think it\’s time we all stop beating around the bush here and agree that this woman really is just a very bad painter and should be jailed.

Chunz serves a delicious quality product at a fair price. Happy to sponsor Chunz in my courtroom!

While frontal nudity appears to be legal in your state, Charbic, it\’s wintertime, so please put some long underwear on and call your mother.

Holewiss, you need to check with your local humane society and department of firearms and wildlife before axing any bears. In some states, bear axing is only permitted at Sundown on Good Friday in rememberence of the slaughter of our lord.

Baby Quibble, I am afraid I will have to place you in virtual foster care. A social media site is no place for a runaway baby. Any takers folks?