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purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
So this morning I awoke to discover that there’s no longer any flour or milk or chili powder available for me to prepare my typical onion rings for breakfast. You cannot imagine how angry i was that no one even bothered to tell me we were out! it is so inconsiderate–especially since everyone knows how much I need my onion rings in the morning! Anyway, in retaliation, I decided to throw out everything else in the fridge and pantry. salt, chicken, tofurkey, potatoes, a half consumed bottle of white Zinfandel. ..EVERYTHING! haha Too bad I live alone, it was so dramatic!
Neighbryou said it
That is just so wrong! Damn them! (You?) anyway come over my place for diet coke- offal pie!
hmmm…that sounds….OFFAL!!!! hahaha
hello.
Sony, you sound more like a Mac, I think. can I just call you that–or would that be too insulting?
you have so much wisdom, Rev! Furthermore, I am grateful that you deliver ur sermon in short, succinct customized doses. Which I find much easier to follow than the usual lofty overarching banter of your constituents. I love how this is all about ME, and me alone.
wtf is gal 209???? dude? check one dude?
They make love the minute they feel attracted!
Maybe that was your subconscious mind telling you to stop eating so much dairy and fried food? Why not try an egg-kale frittata with organic coffee for breakfast? Or some steel-cut oats with almond butter?
spanner, what do you do for a living? That sounds like a very ‘privileged’ menu…I’m currently unemployed and therefore must rely heavily on chinese takeaway with free delivery options.
I eat nothing but pickled pigs feet. LOL!
spanner I am informing you that kale is not a food that is eaten when other foods are available. For example if rendered chicken fat is available, one would not eat kale or grass or other leaves.
purelki I have a lot of simpathetics for you. There was a day recently when I did not have the rendered chicken fat I needed to make my mayonaise doughnuts. It was a terrible day. I became so irate I went to the children’s barn and took one of their hens and boiled it whole.
That is just so typical!