@rev-smythik
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Why you didn’t tell me you married a man of the hammer, Charlemagne! Please invite him to my elder circle on Wednesday! Ger 67:44
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
And unto the sword comes the hand of G-d! Tob 34:56
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Esther please sign your unborn child up for our youth group. We could use some fresh perspectives.
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Repent Spanner and join our community! Christ will welcome you (without Todd). Happy Thanksgiving! John 29:13
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Arby (Arbieszky) and
Rev. Smythik are now friends 12 years, 6 months ago -
Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
Thankful for my plentiful bounty! Going to be enjoying Turkey, giblets, gravy, marshmallow yams, creamed spinach, mash potato, ham, and of course my very favorite pumpkin cheesecake! Good tidings to you all!
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
Gal 2:20:
Did you ever know that you\’re my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
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hello.
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Fantastic sermon, Rev! very catchy.
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Thanks for that revernd. I always know at least you are thinking about me. Hey I’m getting a new shotgun tomorrow. Let’s go shooting tomorrow night. You in? John 3:16
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I’d like to get in on these “wings”. Where do I sign up?
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I need to feel the lord within me. I need his loving all up inside!
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That is my favorite Bible verse. Jesus was so a great writer.
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Help! I just cannot stop posting!
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You making me nervous Chatmaine. You out of control lady!
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
I also felt a presence. Whatevs!
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I think you should check your belt tightness man.
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That happened to me a couple of times when I forgot to take my Lamicdol. I thought for sure there was a fox with a furry tail right next to me under the table brushing my leg. The doctor said I may have had a mild seizure which is why I was supposed to take the lamitol in the first place.
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Foxy!
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I need to feel the lord within me. I need his loving all up inside!
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
Great sermon this morning folks! Great to see so many there. Thanks to the ladies for the pancakes and sausage early breakfast! Youth outing at Hardee\’s this PM!
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<3 jesus! I liked when you drank all ur water!
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Charmy are you flippin? Jesus? Wha? huhhhh?
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I like hardees, but I wish they had more stalls in the bathroom. Only two for the whole restaurrant? I can’t wait that long! Especially not after drinking a 48oz diet soda!
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Wear a friggin’ diapar!
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
The lord would advise not using spark plugs to incite hair growth! Instead try prayer!
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I wanna be your dog!
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willfy you kind of look like you might already be someone’s pet something.
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Granby, we do not say \”cheap\” we say \”well-priced.\” I\’m sure you feel well rested for church now!
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Gal 209:
It is a thinkful thing when we can realize that we are are own worst enemy!-
That is just so wrong! Damn them! (You?) anyway come over my place for diet coke- offal pie!
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hmmm…that sounds….OFFAL!!!! hahaha
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you have so much wisdom, Rev! Furthermore, I am grateful that you deliver ur sermon in short, succinct customized doses. Which I find much easier to follow than the usual lofty overarching banter of your constituents. I love how this is all about ME, and me alone.
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wtf is gal 209???? dude? check one dude?
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They make love the minute they feel attracted!
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Paul 12:20: And the Januars said unto me, go forth and light candles and put them on trees even though they are flammable and exchange gifts in extreme excess and eat too much pie, for on this day we celebrate the birth of our lord!
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hello.
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Choobers, it was very fine to welcome you to services on Sunday. I must remind you though the lord prefers us to wear clothing in church.
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hello.
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Indeed Heulwessen we are all persons, and bears and in some ways we are Paul Bunyons. All of G-ds creatures are Paul and the bunyons of this world!
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hello.
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YEAH BUT I DON’T WANNA BE A BUNION. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SEE THE UNIQNES IN ME
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Rev. Smythik and
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Rev. Smythik and
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Rev. Smythik and
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 6 months ago
@charmaine what size culottes do you wear?
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Prolly 40w. my wastebands are broken. I shop at dress ban. U gonna b at Hardee’s later?
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Charmy wha??? You don’t invite old fartz to Hardeez!!! Nooooo!
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Rev. Smythik posted a new activity comment 12 years, 6 months ago
Withlips, it\’s ok to sit in a pew. Some of the members were worried that you stood for the whole service this morning. Oh – also – the area behinf ne is usually reserved for the choir.
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