@spanner
Active 12 years, 2 months ago-
spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
So traumatized. Poor Elias! Poor Lari!
-
spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Knitting some organic wool stockings for the fireplace. Martha is such an inspiration to me.
-
Could she knit a scrotum sack/pouch for me? My gonads get chilled during these long winter months. I have heard it can affect my fertility. Much appreciated.
-
I bought some needles at Hobby Lobbers yesterday and they said the lord’s prayer at the checkout! Love that store!
-
I am still hoping to have a custom scrotum pouch crafted for me.
Any takers? I can offer multiple channels and methods of payment.
-
Is someone building custom organic wool scrotum pouches around here? By Odin and his brother ye can count me and mine in!
-
Scrotum pouches! That’s a festive idea! 😉
-
What is a scrotum?
-
I recall hearing that Walker Texas Ranger would only wear red, white, and blue scrotum pouches. He had pouches made with numbers monogrammed for each day of the month. A ballsy fellow! A true American Hero!
-
Oh, yes. Walker was the man with the Styleballz. He could rock my world wearing nothing but his ranger hat and nut pocket. Styleballz indeed!
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Who has the stylebalz? I do- new Doc Martens, chambray shirt, vintage Levi\’s and Shuron glasses!
-
Picture or it never happened!
-
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
I LOVE YOU, DOLLY!! Seriously- so fabulous and talented.
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Scrotum pouches! That\’s a festive idea! 😉
-
What is a scrotum?
-
I recall hearing that Walker Texas Ranger would only wear red, white, and blue scrotum pouches. He had pouches made with numbers monogrammed for each day of the month. A ballsy fellow! A true American Hero!
-
Oh, yes. Walker was the man with the Styleballz. He could rock my world wearing nothing but his ranger hat and nut pocket. Styleballz indeed!
-
-
-
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
OMG burgernurse veggieMax- deep fried chick peas on a doughnut. Killing me slowly….with love
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
You know I have heard Gorilla glue works well also! Lol!
-
But I’m not a gorilla. I’m a girl!
-
A lady!
-
A lady who loves to dance!
-
-
-
-
spanner and
cheesecastle are now friends 12 years, 3 months ago -
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Finally someone makes sense of the bible! Could you give some examples of electric medicine? Do you offer study groups?
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
LOVE BOUJOULAISE! Las Flambé du Malls cést tre belle!!!
-
spanner and
Craigmeal are now friends 12 years, 3 months ago -
spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
I saw the most amazing performance art piece at the museum today. The artist was dressed in a suit and he kept telling people to \”stand back\” and yelling \”no touching!\” It was so poignant and real!
-
I dislike reality.
-
what is this “prefarmace?” That is farm user?
-
I also do performance pieces except I wear a birthday suit and there’s lots of touching!
-
Chubby, why you no wear diaper?
-
-
Spannik, I think you need a lesson in wage labor. Please come by the court house at 9:30 tomorrow so I can show you how to file my court papers.
-
why didn’t you help me? you knews it waz me? i kept asking fort frosting and nobody actted like they knewz what waz going on????
why is everyone so mean? i don’t have any frosting.
and my dadz on life support. : (
-
No one wants to support your shameful frosting habit. Choose Life! Jitterbug!
-
Fwosting iz dewishus!!!
-
-
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked…
-
Madness iz scawy!!
-
-
-
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Starkist-WHERE is the rest of you? Do you want us to just focus on your spreading midriff?
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
That is kind of funny! LOL
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
UM, seriously people? These would be good if they were made from SOY and not things that were one minute earlier making cute peeping noises. Gross! unlike!
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Does it include \”surviving your rich mother with an attitude?\” \”surviving your boyfriends annoying dad?\” \”surviving through years and years of prep school?\”
-
For your sake I hope it includes surviving looking like the subject of a John Wayne Gacy painting!
-
This is the most comprehensive tome you will find on the subject of youth survival.
-
-
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Does it include \”surviving your rich mother with an attitude?\” \”surviving your boyfriends annoying dad?\” \”surviving through years and years of prep school?\”
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
Is that you in another life when you were a santa on meth?
-
spanner posted a new activity comment 12 years, 3 months ago
UM, that is FINE, as long as you don\’t sit next to me on a plane. Thanx!
- Load More
Why is everyone sad? Is this in French?
not rilly sure why americuns wood be innerested in a soap opera that takes place on a navahoe reservation but – whatever. why are they all dressed so warm? they are all indoors??? do they go to church?