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Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
My guy is known throughout the Northern Beaches by his catch phrase “Done.” Responding as such to any question asked of him.
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willfella posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Having thanksgiving with my mom and my brother stephen and his wife and their six kids. I like kids I guess, but usually I just end up in the bathroom playing with the cat. I guess terkey will be good. Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
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Please come to the Coalfather Outlet store at 6pm on Thanksgiving day. Bring your cat. The secret code is “Spend more to save more” and you will get a 20% discount off everything!
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Thankful for my plentiful bounty! Going to be enjoying Turkey, giblets, gravy, marshmallow yams, creamed spinach, mash potato, ham, and of course my very favorite pumpkin cheesecake! Good tidings to you all!
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brim posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
My sperm is available for sale in case there are any infertal couples on here.
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I hope the ladies on here are wise enough to seal up their soup holes.
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choobers posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Just found this great photo of my father. He is a famous dentist. Thought I’d share.
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Is it possible to get an appointment with him?
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Choobers, your father is suffering from a rare genetic disease called auralphantitis. Please come into my office today for a test.
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Choobers that is Tony the Animal WWF two time champion and so not the father of your large ass!
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Craigmeal posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Happy Craigsgiving Microtarians! All this week enjoy our Craigsgiving feast for only $10.95+tax! Includes a slice of steamed pumpkin, one cube of tofu and a tart, fresh whole cranberry! Each meal comes with your choice of an eyedropper full of Maté or a soda cap full of maple selter!
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HEY CRAIGS! I LIKE PUMPKIN BUT I HAVE AN ALLERGY TO THE STEMS. IS THE STEAMED SLICE SERVED WITH THE STEM? IS THE STEM IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE DINING AREA? DO YOU KEEP THE STEMS? ARE THE STEMS OK? DO THEY HAVE LIPS AND MOUTHS? I WORRY THAT THE STEMS KNOW WHERE I LIVE. PUMPKINS HAVE SEEDS TOO. I WORRY ABOUT THE SEEDS.
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This sounds delicious. I never finish a meal at Craigs – you guys really know how to serve up a feast! ; )
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What are the dimensions of the cube?
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Can I get this in a 4lb tub?
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You people need to eat some red meat. I can see iron dificiencies written all over your face. If any of you would like to come dear hunting with me this weekend, please let me know.
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This meal would be great if:
1) it contained 1lb of ground beef.
2) it contained an entire jar of chipotle mayo.
3) it was $1.
4) all of the above.
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Granby Granburton posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
We are holding the sale at our storage unit at Treasure Island Storage at 183 Lorraine
Street. Must raise funds. No offer refutes-
Grampy, do you have an fire arms for sale?
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Slingshot or boxing gloves?
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stuben posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Cinnamon toast crunch burrito from Taco Bimbo! Radical
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esther posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Got some really delicious saltines at the laundromat today!
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Esther if you are suffering from nausia as a result of early pregnancy, please call me office for some emetrol or just drink a can of regular coke.
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withslip posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
@craigs I don\’t have a mouth. Do you serve the mouthless? It sounds like if anyone out there would be sympathetic to the mouthless you would.
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Um, weren’t you bragging a while back about how you really do have a face? Are you now admitting you don’t?
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withslip, please call my cosmentic surgery practice in Arverne for an appointment. I’m sure we can carve you a new maw just as sure as we can carve a smile on a pumpkin. Tobias 12:12
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sconey d and
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brim and
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brim likes their own activity 12 years, 4 months ago
My sperm is available for sale in case there are any infertal couples on here.
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disney posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Everybody loved me. Now I’m all alone!
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Time to to get on Teh Bandwagon!
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DINEY I STILL LOVE YOU.
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totally f’d up that you luv urself.
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Do you think nobody figured out what you just did?
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cheesecastle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Today at CheeseCastle! Our delivery boys are out on a run delivering our personal cheese wheel deluxe. Why settle for a tiny wedge of cheese when you could eat a wheel! Stop by CheeseCastle today!
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Are those cough lozenges? I have a cough. It,s getting a loud worse. I worry about it a lot. I often don’t sleep and end up coming out to the couch and watching samurai movies all night. Sometimes I eat lots of pickles.
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Cheddar party at 8 sharp! Sharp! Get it!?
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Is it ok if I come at 8:45?
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Hurrican Doug gonna make it rain!
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Omg those outfits are adorable!!!! Color me eurotrash!!!
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Oh Scrumptious!
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What if my abdominal pain and cramps come back?
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I DO NOT FEEL LIKE MYSELF AND CANNOT REMEMBER POSTING THIS. I THINK SOMEONE IS IMPERSONATING ME. ARE THOSE YOUNG MEN DRESSED AS ASTRONAUTS TRANSPORTING LARGE BUTTONS? DO THEY HAVE PUMPKIN STEMS IN THEIR HATS? CAN THEIR HATS MAKE THEM BLEED? CAN THEY MAKE ME BLEED? HOW SHARP IS THAT CHEESE. I AM WORRY.
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Disney,
What you just said reminds me of my favorite episode of the A-Team!
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is that a giant game of bakammun?
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Why you didn’t tell me you married a man of the hammer, Charlemagne! Please invite him to my elder circle on Wednesday! Ger 67:44
WE HAVE APRONS, BLUE TUBS, PLASTIC BADGES, WOODWORKING EQUIPMENT, JARS OF PASTA SAUCE, CHEESE WHEELS, TOOTHPASTE AND MORE!!! COALFRIDAY! THIS THURSDAY!