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Arby (Arbieszky) posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
I want a bartender and a tree!
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Arby (Arbieszky) and
Dr.-Cavendish are now friends 12 years, 4 months ago-
Pons!
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choobers posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
I love the smell of graveyards in the mourning!
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Charmaine and
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Arby (Arbieszky) and
disney are now friends 12 years, 4 months ago -
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My boy Todd played a marvelous game of T-ball today! Such a proud dad! Tigers won 2-0!
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So much traffic on route 5 today! What\’s with all the construction?
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Arby likes purelle‘s activity 12 years, 4 months ago
I attend Ketosis State!
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Granby likes purelle‘s activity 12 years, 4 months ago
So this morning I awoke to discover that there\’s no longer any flour or milk or chili powder available for me to prepare my typical onion r…
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willfella posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Yes, I wanna be your dog!
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I think the song was “I wanna be adored” not “I wanna be your dog.” Though a dog in a sweater is very adorable so maybe you are right.
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Granby Granburton posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
So I was working on my acting carreer for a while and kept not getting parts. My agent was like\” maybe you should get plugs-not as many parts for bald actors.\” what do u think? Would plugs help me get parts?
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looks like a lot of us on here could use plugs! lolz! good luck with yr acting! You could be like bruce willins soemday!
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The lord would advise not using spark plugs to incite hair growth! Instead try prayer!
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I wanna be your dog!
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willfy you kind of look like you might already be someone’s pet something.
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willfella posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Someday I want to have two sons named Tyler and Trapper!
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What a great aspiration for a young Swedish man!
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Granby Granburton posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Got a cheap Chinese massage and farted.
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Granby, we do not say “cheap” we say “well-priced.” I’m sure you feel well rested for church now!
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Arby likes Granby‘s activity 12 years, 4 months ago
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esther posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Tonsel and I found a wonderful recipe for “dirt & worms” cupcakes on the betty cracker site. haha the worms aren’t real-they are candy and the “dirt” is really chocolate.
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@esther are those real worms? If so I totally have to make that for my pet parkeet raymond. He loves worms!
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Instead of cupcakes, why not teach your kids how to wait tables or work at a call center? That’s what they will be doing when they are out-of-work actors.
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WHY BAKE YOUR OWN WHEN YOU CAN WAIT IN LINE AND GET IT OVEN-FRESH? LONG LIVE CYANIBUNZ!
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Tell Tonsel not to eat worms! lol!
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esther posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Calendula had Soooo much homework today! I cannot even believe they give all that homework! Mrs. Swithnanatii said she thought Calendula was perhaps a little slow, but I suppose that is just because her daughter did not win the Charm award in sixth grade! Does anyone remember what an integer is?
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Wen I was in school there was like zero homework. I turned out ok! I’m working at UPS now in their frieghts department.
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esther posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
@dr-cavendish, Swirt is having a bit of a loose stool problem. Could this be all the keflir and probionics I have been adding to his food? Is there a way to firm him up? Honestly he has spent the whole day in the bathroom.
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You know if you tell swirt to just chew on some chalk that usually is really binding.
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sconey d posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Last night I had a dream there was a magical hole under my bed and I climbed through it only to find myself at a TGI Fridays where all the servers had donkey heads. When I woke up I was in the hallway locked out of my apartment in my underwear.
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That happened to me once when I took some ambient. I was having trouble sleeping due to worrying about extreme weather. I woke up in the neighbors yard in my underwear with a clump of azaleas in my teeth.
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You know sometimes when I take “mother’s little helper” I get drowsy and wake up in the strangest places! Once for instance I ended up at my dentists’ house and when I woke up he and I were in the den watching reruns of the King of Queens.
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I’m in NA now, but years ago I know when I was doing meth that would cause me to dream I was flying and then I would wind up with a broken bone for who knows what reason. Say no 2 drugs!
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WanderGranvik, Corp. posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
You are so hungry! Why not some cyanibunz? Fresh from our oven-fresh division! Each cyanibunz is guaranteed at least 60″ in diameter! Don’t let long lines deter you! FEEL LIKE LIVING!
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These are so rich and delicous and at only 800 calories, I can afford to eat two and still have a few calories left over for a glass of cola. It’s so cute the way they entertain you in that long line with elves singing show tunes!
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Jesus help me to stop eating these thigns! so addicting! The pink one’s have a slight strawberry flavor. Had like 4 last week. Jergen loves them!
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