Starkist

I think Nestor bit sumbody starcrunch! U need to check with gator removal ASAP!

Last week I had a root canal. The dentist offered me laughing gas but gas makes me feel sick.

I’m pretty sure those things are lactose intollerant. Did you take her to a homeopath? ARe you breast feeding? You know they say breast is best. Don’t give in to all that corporate mind control!

Is this a creature? A dropping? A creature dropping? Is it named for an international food brand and a maker of decent drills? Does it even know how to use a drill? What’s the relation?

This person has a fascinating finger sworl print! Luv that kind! #fingerprintfanatics

Yow baby is scawy thtawkitht. Maybe he needz thumpthing pink?

Arby, it looks like Russell Mankato is really coming along! So glad to have helped in the delivery! Boy it was really something wasn’t it? I got a little worried when you passed out the first time and we had to call in the brain surgeon! LULZ. Remember – don’t let the wings get dry. JOhn 3:16!

Your baby is reminding me of a delicious chunk of Ostrich jerky I had last summer at the fair! Getting hungry!

Why does it have thorns? Is your baby a plant? LOLZ!

YOu know starkist, the world is already overpopulated. Why didn’t you consider adoption. This is just one more hungry mouth to feed on an already crowded planet full of hungry mouths.

I judge thy midwife was most delicate and supple with such tweezings and needling as were necessary for a what must have been a difficult birthing. I salute thy fortitude and welcome young Nuzzle Maverick Starstruck into The Lord’s Great Fold.

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Srsly starchrist-all those birthing placenta explosions are getting hard to comprehend.

This banned content sign reminds me of a “Do Not Entire!” sign I saw once in front of the abandoned mall on Route. 5.