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Rev. Smythik unlocked the achievement: God's Eye 12 years, 5 months ago
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
THEY shall place on it all the utensils with Which They Minister upon it: the scoops, the forks, the shovels, and the basins-all the Implements of the altar. Then they shall spread over it a covering of tachash skin and set its poles into place.
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Dude, I just wanna party!
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I’ll see your Satan and raise you one Loki!
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I wike too eet my fwood wif scoops and showels!
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Heulwessen unlocked the achievement: God's Eye 12 years, 5 months ago
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Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
Good news everyone-I did not drink strychnine! Instead because I was sad I ate a chocolate frosted maple cream filled donut. DONUT is my new Bfriend !
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Sometimes I like to slather sauces and creams on my body and lick them off.
I’m right there with ya, babe!
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charby unlocked the achievement: God's Eye 12 years, 5 months ago
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charby posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
Eating bread from a newspaper
It was a slow night this afternoon, so after work I spent time building Paul, a regular into his natural self for extra change. he’s around the corner up and to the left of work [photo please] Nice guy but time spent. Like most others doesn’t want to do much, it’s all me. Lonely, sad likely lazy, sexy never. I pulled…[Read more] -
spanner posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
Knitting some organic wool stockings for the fireplace. Martha is such an inspiration to me.
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Could she knit a scrotum sack/pouch for me? My gonads get chilled during these long winter months. I have heard it can affect my fertility. Much appreciated.
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I bought some needles at Hobby Lobbers yesterday and they said the lord’s prayer at the checkout! Love that store!
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I am still hoping to have a custom scrotum pouch crafted for me.
Any takers? I can offer multiple channels and methods of payment.
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Is someone building custom organic wool scrotum pouches around here? By Odin and his brother ye can count me and mine in!
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Scrotum pouches! That’s a festive idea! 😉
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What is a scrotum?
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I recall hearing that Walker Texas Ranger would only wear red, white, and blue scrotum pouches. He had pouches made with numbers monogrammed for each day of the month. A ballsy fellow! A true American Hero!
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Oh, yes. Walker was the man with the Styleballz. He could rock my world wearing nothing but his ranger hat and nut pocket. Styleballz indeed!
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spanner posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
Who has the stylebalz? I do- new Doc Martens, chambray shirt, vintage Levi\’s and Shuron glasses!
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Picture or it never happened!
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charby unlocked the achievement: Notorious P.I.G. 12 years, 5 months ago
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charby and
brim are now friends 12 years, 5 months ago-
chabry i really like you. i am a middle aged trandangered person living with a frosting dependancy. my dad is on life support.
can you come to the hospitle tonight with me – my dad would like to meet you.
it’s really said that pual waker did isn’t it?
i like cars in movies.
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whow – didnt know about walker that is totallybummer guezz thatz why i hza a sad today.
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stuben that rilly is to bad about walker – he waz totally kewl. and hawt to.
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Circumstances…I cannot control them or people. Thankfully I am not the one IN control. All I need to do is trust Odin to provide and to heal what has been broken. And speak the Word. Then wait in anticipation for Odin to move on my…our behalf. He is faithful and keeps His promises.
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You are not a victim to your circumstances – they are a victim to The GREAT TIAMAT you serve! Regardless of what is happening in your life – make Tiamat bigger!
THAT is what I am talking about!!
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I like WTR’s Styleballz. That’s how he rolled!
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I would like to find my stylebsllz. Can someone help me?
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charby unlocked the achievement: Hang Ten 12 years, 5 months ago
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
for Reuben, Elitzur the son of Shedeur. For Simeon, Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.For Judah, Nahshon the son of Amminadab.For Issachar, Nethanel the son of Zu’ar.For Issachar, Nethanel the son of Zu’ar.for Ephraim, Elishama’ the son of ‘Ammihud; for Manasseh, Gamliel the son of Pedazur.For Benjamin, Abidan the son of Gideoni.For Dan,…[Read more]
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Zat an orgy you puttin’ together? Count me in, baby!
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charby posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
I’m performing my lone ranger farmgirl act at Wiggles on Queens Blvd. tonight at 9pm sharp. Don’t miss it daddies!
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Do I need idea? Do I have to wear a bra? What time is the show? Do they serve snacks? Is it warm or cold? Is there a good place to get souvlaki nearby?
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Good Morning, Sunshine! Ready to face the beast!
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Charpoy, maybe you should get a job as a barista or something? I feel saddened that you are exploiting yourself on a nightly basis.
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While frontal nudity appears to be legal in your state, Charbic, it’s wintertime, so please put some long underwear on and call your mother.
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You are one sexy chiquita, baby pie. Let me get up all in it, honey monkey!
Are you speaking my language, Elly Mae?
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Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
*Update* Not surprisingly, the boyfriend dumped me. Said I was a wrinkled old crone and he had moved on to greener pastures with Olga and they were moving to Peru with their new baby. Anyone have any strychnine and lye I can drink? Maybe that crazy old ghost lady from the past…Tired of this world. Later people. It has been real.
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Hey baby! Wanna party?
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brim posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
Look at how much fun this little one is having at KrampusFest 2013!
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Mercy! This child resembles the infant pageant queen laid dead in the cellar by greedy parents!
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You are mistaken m’lady. This is an infant Krampus shaved down and adorned with the ceremonial Farah hair crown only seen but rarely in the most remote alpine meadows and glens. After a initiatory meal of swiss cheese and live field mice and a ritual circumcision this little ladyboy will become the venerated Faux-Princess of the holy and…[Read more]
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So my boyfriend just texted me that he is going on back to back Antarctic expeditions. Is he dissing me? Baby baby where did R luv go?!
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why don that old man get outta th way so we can look at thosr purty ladies in red stokings! meow!
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wish that old man wood get outta the way so we culd see those purty ladys in the red stokings!!!!! ruff ruff!
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Let’s party, bitchez!
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esther unlocked the achievement: Notorious P.I.G. 12 years, 5 months ago
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brim posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
Some highlights from the forthcoming magnum opus I am in the process of writing.
Eve was cloned from Adam. (pages 26-27)
The garden of Eden was a hollow, artificial planet and is what we now call the planet Venus. (pages 31-32)
Before Noah’s Flood there was a source of food, not found on Earth, so that eating meat wasn’t nec…[Read more]
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Great Odin’s Raven brought me word of your discoveries. Is it safe?
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Finally someone makes sense of the bible! Could you give some examples of electric medicine? Do you offer study groups?
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it’s a lil tween diary-ish but it could work as a grafic novelle
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Did any of you guys intercept a txt from my boyfriend? He said he was going out to buy an elf on the shelf, but then I didn’t hear from him.
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I heard that the dinosaurs were really like balloons and when Jesus was born he wanted to make space so he popped them.
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esther and
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Charmaine unlocked the achievement: God's Eye 12 years, 5 months ago
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Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 5 months ago
This song always makes me cry.
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