Granby Granburton

I had buttor on some toast this morning for breakfast. It was wheat toast. Not my favoite kind as it had some sort of seeds in it. I wanted to have some jam but I never go shopping so where would i get that?

That reminds me of the time I was so into goat milk. I thought I had a dairy allergy, but it turned out it was just the antibiotic I was on.

I”m going to tattoo an image of my face on my face so that as I get old I will appear to stay the same age.

hi plavix!

hi plavix!

I had to get a shot for titnus when I was five. it hurt lots. The doctor said it was because I could step on a rusty nail and then my jaw would lock up. This hasn’t happened though so what was that all about LOl!

I was thinking of getting some cowboy boots and growing a beard and wearing dungarees. Every time I try on a pair of dungarees the seat is just a bit too snug though. Thank heavins for sweats!

I was just reading moby dick and it’s weird how they are always going on and on about these whales. Why were whales so important to them? Why not monkeys or otters? Weird.

That’s so weird! Also that tuberculosis and halitosis rhyme. That would be a good one for a party song.

Why does it have thorns? Is your baby a plant? LOLZ!

I got a tatoo of mickey mouse once. It’s on my thigh so basically no one sees it. I like to look at it when I’m alone.

That looks rilly good. Is that one slickrgrillz or two? Does it come with maple topping?

Did you try the redial button? it’s the one in the lower left corner that says “redial” sometimes if the phone hangs up and you dial that it will dial again.

Are you in a borax forest? I like your mentor’s pants.

This banned content sign reminds me of a “Do Not Entire!” sign I saw once in front of the abandoned mall on Route. 5.

How did they get all of those people into that box? Is this some sort of magic trip?

Did you use Helvetica for hte typeface or Arial. You know I always like to use Hlevetica but then I can never really tell the difference.

Did you use Helvetica for hte typeface or Arial. You know I always like to use Hlevetica but then I can never really tell the difference.