Granby Granburton

&$@£ Yeah!

Mine will be ready when I get jazzin’ to Key Foods!

I just use an enema, a coil of wire, a blowtorch, and a bulk container of nutmeg. Trust me, it works.

esther you don’t need to use a turnkey baster to acheive pregnancy. It looks like you are doing ok with the current method.

You can broast my turkey toolkit! Lol

WE HAVE ROASTED TURKEY, FRIED TURKEY, SMOKED TURKEY ROAST BEEF, SIRLOIN, FILET MIGNON, BAKED HAM, GLAZED HAM, FRIED HAM, BACON, GOOSE, DUCK, GUINEA HEN AND MORE! COALFRIDAY SALE THIS THURSDAY! DON’T MISS IT!

You are such an inspiration. I have been working diligently to forgive myself but so far no go!

Eat some transfat nachos on me to celebrate!

I forgive my sister!

Choobers you need to come in and have your prosthate checked. Please make an appointment with my secretery.

You win two tickets to Tony the Animal vs. La Cucaracha.

WE HAVE ELECTRIC TOOTH BRUSHES, SONIC TOOTHBRUSHES, MANUAL TOOTHBRUSHES, TOOTH PASTE, TOOTH POLISH, TOOTH WHITENER, TOOTH GEL, WHITENING BLEACH, MOUTH RINSE, DENTAL FLOSS, DENTAL PICK, DENTAL IRRIGATION SYSTEM, MOUTH GUARD, WHITE STRIPS, GUM STIMULATOR AND MORE! COALFRIDAY SALE THIS THURSDAY! SHOP NOW!

I am Charbie’s fiancé. Would you like to know our intimations?

Charmaine and I have been $uck buddies for a while now. What do you wanna know?

WE HAVE ROSES, BOXES OF CHOCOLATES, LADIES UNDERGARMENTS, SATIN ROBES & PILLOWS, JEWELERY SET, JEWELERY BOX, CASHMERE SWEATER SET, FUR MUFFLER, BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE, FUR TEDDY BEAR, SATIN PAJAMA SET AND MORE! SHOPE COALFRIDAY SALE! THIS THURSDAY!

WE HAVE ANOINTING OIL, BANNERS, CANDLES, COMMUNION WAFERS, ROBES, CHALICES, MYRRH, INCENSE BURNERS, OFFERING ENVELOPES, CLERGY SUPPLIES AND MORE!! COALFRIDAY SALE AT COALFATHER INDUSTRIES THIS THURSDAY! SHOP EARLY!

Esther, this is Dr. Cavendish, we just got your ulrasound results back this morening and I’m very happy to tell you you will be having another boy. Boys are what god wants for your uterus Esther! Praise Jesus!

Man who is the dad here? Are you even asking him?

Esther please sign your unborn child up for our youth group. We could use some fresh perspectives.

WE HAVE DIAPERS, PASSIFYERS, BREAST PUMPS, VASELINE, SPIT-UP CLOTHS, ONESIES, STROLLERS, SWINGS, BASSINETS, MOSES BASKET, BIB, HIGH CHAIR, BOUNCY SEAT, AIR PURIFYER, HUMIDIFYER, SAFETY CORNERS, CAR SEAT, INFANT HEAD SUPPORT, NURSING PILLOW, BABY SLING, BABY FRONT CARRIER, BABY BACKPACK, LAYETTE AND MORE! COALFRIDAY! THIS THURSDAY! DON’T MISS IT!

I use it once when I was in woods and hungry coyote came from forest and want to murder me with his face. I hit him. I hit him hard. He let out howl. I make him get pain for wanting murder me with he face. He go away. Don’t come back.

I use that same sword for dear hunting. You really need a sharp blade whne you hit a buck and it’s filaling around! four stars ****

I’m just a furry baby!

And unto the sword comes the hand of G-d! Tob 34:56

WE HAVE SWORDS, GUNS, TRUNCHEONS, BAYONETTES, CLEAVERS, AXES, AWLS, ICE PICKS, BONE SAWZ AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!COALFRIDAY! THIS THURSDAY! DON’T MISS IT!

Why you didn’t tell me you married a man of the hammer, Charlemagne! Please invite him to my elder circle on Wednesday! Ger 67:44

WE HAVE APRONS, BLUE TUBS, PLASTIC BADGES, WOODWORKING EQUIPMENT, JARS OF PASTA SAUCE, CHEESE WHEELS, TOOTHPASTE AND MORE!!! COALFRIDAY! THIS THURSDAY!

Is that Suzanne Summers?

Is that Fiona Apple?

Purelle I would like to perform another D&C on your cervix this afternoon. It looks like I left a bit of tissue where there shouldn’t be any. Please call my service to schedule.

I’ve got a house warming present for your cheddar lozenge. Lol!

@purelle, I believe I have found the perfect man for you! He is a member of my youth group! His name is @heulwessen. Yob 87:44

Coalfather Industries Gluten-free Panties on sale COALFRIDAY! SHOP EARLY!

Please come to the Coalfather Outlet store at 6pm on Thanksgiving day. Bring your cat. The secret code is “Spend more to save more” and you will get a 20% discount off everything!

I hope the ladies on here are wise enough to seal up their soup holes.

Is it possible to get an appointment with him?

Choobers, your father is suffering from a rare genetic disease called auralphantitis. Please come into my office today for a test.

Choobers that is Tony the Animal WWF two time champion and so not the father of your large ass!

HEY CRAIGS! I LIKE PUMPKIN BUT I HAVE AN ALLERGY TO THE STEMS. IS THE STEAMED SLICE SERVED WITH THE STEM? IS THE STEM IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE DINING AREA? DO YOU KEEP THE STEMS? ARE THE STEMS OK? DO THEY HAVE LIPS AND MOUTHS? I WORRY THAT THE STEMS KNOW WHERE I LIVE. PUMPKINS HAVE SEEDS TOO. I WORRY ABOUT THE SEEDS.

This sounds delicious. I never finish a meal at Craigs – you guys really know how to serve up a feast! ; )

What are the dimensions of the cube?

Can I get this in a 4lb tub?

You people need to eat some red meat. I can see iron dificiencies written all over your face. If any of you would like to come dear hunting with me this weekend, please let me know.

This meal would be great if:
1) it contained 1lb of ground beef.
2) it contained an entire jar of chipotle mayo.
3) it was $1.
4) all of the above.