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stuben posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Cinnamon toast crunch burrito from Taco Bimbo! Radical
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
I’ve eating too many delicios trans fats and am now incontinent. Please help!
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I’d like yo help but what if my abdominal pain and cramps come back?
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Happy Craigsgiving! Try our 100% transfat free Thanksgiving feast and find relief fast!
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I would recommend a small cork called uretal plug. or if it’s #2 you may need a larger size. You could also try eating a box of chalk.
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Heulwessen posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Totally just saw like this fat opera star in a jazzy at target. cart loaded down with Clif bars. he pulls up at the coffee counter, orders some frappés. then he plunks back down on the jazzy with both frappés and speeds away sucking on them! #targetlife #jazzylife
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I think you probably think this is funny but I am old enough to remember a day when we had to make phone calls from phone booths. We had a lot more time then. We did other things with our hands.
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“Fat” is so offensive! Please use “abundant” “plentiful” or “ample” to avoid hurt feelings!
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You don’t look so skinny yourself, fat shamer! Jazzy indeed!
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Fat is just another word for too much left to eat! Become a microtarian today!
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Hewesson, those cliff bars and frappes were part of a nutrituional regiment I subscribed to the patient. Please stop getting all your medical informasion form the internets!
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
You don’t just sneak up on someone in a graveyard.
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Unless you are going to serve him a Craigsgiving Feast!
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Puerile, It looks like you are wearing an outfit my mother dressed me in as a child. I was born in 1940. Were you born in 1940 and then didn’t mautre? I have a skin condition and no mouth. But I get by. I take it one day at a tme.
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withlisp please contact my dermatalagical lab for a consult on your skin condition. We treat everything: pustules, soars, scaling, exema, dryness, overactive pours, etc.
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esther posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Got some really delicious saltines at the laundromat today!
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Esther if you are suffering from nausia as a result of early pregnancy, please call me office for some emetrol or just drink a can of regular coke.
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withslip posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
@craigs I don\’t have a mouth. Do you serve the mouthless? It sounds like if anyone out there would be sympathetic to the mouthless you would.
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Um, weren’t you bragging a while back about how you really do have a face? Are you now admitting you don’t?
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withslip, please call my cosmentic surgery practice in Arverne for an appointment. I’m sure we can carve you a new maw just as sure as we can carve a smile on a pumpkin. Tobias 12:12
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sconey d and
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brim likes their own activity 12 years, 4 months ago
My sperm is available for sale in case there are any infertal couples on here.
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disney posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Everybody loved me. Now I’m all alone!
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Time to to get on Teh Bandwagon!
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DINEY I STILL LOVE YOU.
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totally f’d up that you luv urself.
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Do you think nobody figured out what you just did?
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cheesecastle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Today at CheeseCastle! Our delivery boys are out on a run delivering our personal cheese wheel deluxe. Why settle for a tiny wedge of cheese when you could eat a wheel! Stop by CheeseCastle today!
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Are those cough lozenges? I have a cough. It,s getting a loud worse. I worry about it a lot. I often don’t sleep and end up coming out to the couch and watching samurai movies all night. Sometimes I eat lots of pickles.
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Cheddar party at 8 sharp! Sharp! Get it!?
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Is it ok if I come at 8:45?
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Hurrican Doug gonna make it rain!
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Omg those outfits are adorable!!!! Color me eurotrash!!!
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Oh Scrumptious!
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What if my abdominal pain and cramps come back?
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I DO NOT FEEL LIKE MYSELF AND CANNOT REMEMBER POSTING THIS. I THINK SOMEONE IS IMPERSONATING ME. ARE THOSE YOUNG MEN DRESSED AS ASTRONAUTS TRANSPORTING LARGE BUTTONS? DO THEY HAVE PUMPKIN STEMS IN THEIR HATS? CAN THEIR HATS MAKE THEM BLEED? CAN THEY MAKE ME BLEED? HOW SHARP IS THAT CHEESE. I AM WORRY.
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Disney,
What you just said reminds me of my favorite episode of the A-Team!
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is that a giant game of bakammun?
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disney posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
OH YEAH! DOUBLE THE F’IN VICTORY! I AM GOING TO DO SOME FORGIVING! I WANT TO WIN!!!!!!!!
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craigs likes purelle‘s activity 12 years, 4 months ago
I\’ve eating too many delicios trans fats and am now incontinent. Please help!
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brim posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
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Omg-is it Halloween every day at chain restaurants? Lol!
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I really appreciate how welcoming the Golden Corral team is.
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Craigmeal posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Today at CraigsMictrotarian enjoy our EATS lunch special including one spoonful of caviar, one almond and a slice of celery! a listerine cap full of tap water is included with every meal! Only $8.95 between 3-3:30pm!
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Craigs – you guys rock!
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I totally love Craigs! So healthy! I can fit into pants I haven’t worn since I was a toddler!
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Scrumptious!
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What if my abdominal pain and cramps come back?
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Heulwessen posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
De Stijlbalz!
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I am entering upon the bandwagon!
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choobers posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
This morning I swiffered my whole apartment! Does anyone want to come and smell the freshness?
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Choobers, it was very fine to welcome you to services on Sunday. I must remind you though the lord prefers us to wear clothing in church.
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hello.
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my pants need to be swiffered hahahahaha
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I RILLY LIKE FRESHNESS. PROLLY GOOD
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Are you a bridge troll, Mr. Huel?
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What does this have to do with me? I didn’t tell you to clean. I’m not bossing your around. John 3:16
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Is it really “fresh” Choobers? Swiffer uses harsh chemicals that harm the environment. Why not take an old rag made from one of your 1000 thread count egyptian cotton sheets and place that on the bottom of the swiffer head with a solution of borax and lemon juice?
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You just want to lick the Swiffer head after I finish cleaning, Spang!
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Spans, You are just a troublemaker, LOL!
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Choobs-“freshness” is a relative term.
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Freshness is real! Real tasty! Try Cyanibunz today!
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Are Cyanibunz made from fully GMO imgrediants?
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That is so so important charmie. I appreciate the loose stools fully GMO products give me. Helps with the bingeing and purgeing, lady!
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You are so dedicated Choobers! I wish I could clean my aparmtnet even once!
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A lot of people think I don’t have a face. But it’s there. I have over active pores
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Have you thought of switching moisturizers?
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Choobs? I lovez ya just the way you r!
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There is an inherent pointlessness in the actions of everyday life. i fear it may be too late for us.
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Have you ever considered you might already be dead you hulking zombie?
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disney posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
I’m all up in teh Styleballz!
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Disney is it snowing today? If so I will need a jazzy with snow tires!
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You know it’s all down to Teh Stylezballz!
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I am really tired of your “Styleballs” catchphrase. Don’t you worry about mortifying Todd?
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@purelle I share your concern!
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gotcher stijlbalz right here ! lulz
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That is uncouth, Mr. Man Mountain.
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Today at CheeseCastle! Our delivery boys are out on a run delivering our personal cheese wheel deluxe. Why settle for a tiny wedge of cheese…
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spanner likes craigs‘s activity 12 years, 4 months ago
Today at CraigsMictrotarian enjoy our EATS lunch special including one spoonful of caviar, one almond and a slice of celery! a listerine cap…
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