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Charmaine and
choobers are now friends 12 years, 3 months ago -
Arby (Arbieszky) and
choobers are now friends 12 years, 3 months ago -
Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
@Heulwessen – Hulu -check this azz out!
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that is such a nice painting! i am a mother now!!!!
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What a matronly posture! Thank you for this pleasantry!
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Folks! What a special service today! Pear crude and fRostler stopped by for a special discussion of failure with the entire congregation. I am so sorry that some of you had to leave early because of the audio situation. I try to make it clear that our contemporary services are not for the very young or the agéd. Hearing aids in church are just…[Read more]
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I vote for some “heavier” worship music, Sir Sinjin Smith St John, if that’s your name. Like really “heavy”! Got me, dude?
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And dude, whatever happened to making offerings and sacrificing stuff and crap. Didn’t those old-timey dudes like Moses and Nimrod and Lot and other dudes always like set goats on fire on altars and stuff? It’d be way more entertaining and cool and stuff if you did that. Just sayin’! Think about it.
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whih one is old new yyer? i rially liked when you told everyone about when you were a kid and ur teechers made you eat all your sandwitch! ha ha ha god blest paster smithik!
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Coalfather Industries posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Darkest Coalmas good friends! On this the darkest of days we don our drab clothes, stop shopping, put away all of our lit devices and sit quietly alone by the light of a solitary pine-scented candle ruminating about all the things Pére Crūd and Frostner have informed us that we failed to accomplish!
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I’ve accomplished all of my goals this year. I’ve got a great job where I can express myself fully and a boyfriend who appreciates all of my assets.
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I’ve been praying to Frostner to bring the warmth of love back to my life. I’ve sacrificed an entire family of hamsters on an altar dedicated to Pere Crud.
All I ask is for you to bring me a rocking new years party featuring Morbid Angel, endless kegs and weed, and all the ladyboys I can handle.
Come through dudes or I’m going hardcore and s…[Read more]
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Can a Norseman get in on some of that action Nate? I’ve got some contacts in the Norwegian Death Metal scene.
Praise Odin!
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wayah baby quibby? I cwy now!!! baby quibby not in pictchaw!!
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I’m going to offer you up to Xipe Totec if you don’t stop whining, Baby Quisling.
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Now Coriander! Follow the example of our lord and frostner and pere crude and coalfather and wander grvnik and cheesecastle and burgernurs and chunz! everyone is important this time of year!!
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Dude, chill!
Everyone is welcome to enter the mosh pit in front of Morbid Angels’ stage. Only the strong survive!
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charby posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
My new favorite movie. I want to be a Viking Woman. I’ve got blonde hair and am a very courageous girl. My boyfriend says so.
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Great Odin’s Longship, you are a fine woman with fine taste in films!
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dat wewy scawy chabby! I hab bad dweams now! I cwy!
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chruby, i am so proud of you. you are really developing into a strong young lady. i would lik you to stop by either the personage or the clister tomorrow to discuss more of ur developing. i would prefer the personage – anytime. i have two cats. it would be great to discuss this more. i know you have a boyfriend but i think this should be a…[Read more]
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spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
So traumatized. Poor Elias! Poor Lari!
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Why is everyone sad? Is this in French?
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not rilly sure why americuns wood be innerested in a soap opera that takes place on a navahoe reservation but – whatever. why are they all dressed so warm? they are all indoors??? do they go to church?
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Rev. Smythik unlocked the achievement: God's Eye 12 years, 3 months ago
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
THEY shall place on it all the utensils with Which They Minister upon it: the scoops, the forks, the shovels, and the basins-all the Implements of the altar. Then they shall spread over it a covering of tachash skin and set its poles into place.
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Dude, I just wanna party!
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I’ll see your Satan and raise you one Loki!
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I wike too eet my fwood wif scoops and showels!
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Heulwessen unlocked the achievement: God's Eye 12 years, 3 months ago
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Charmaine posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Good news everyone-I did not drink strychnine! Instead because I was sad I ate a chocolate frosted maple cream filled donut. DONUT is my new Bfriend !
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Sometimes I like to slather sauces and creams on my body and lick them off.
I’m right there with ya, babe!
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sconey d unlocked the achievement: Hang Ten 12 years, 3 months ago
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charby unlocked the achievement: God's Eye 12 years, 3 months ago
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charby posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Eating bread from a newspaper
It was a slow night this afternoon, so after work I spent time building Paul, a regular into his natural self for extra change. he’s around the corner up and to the left of work [photo please] Nice guy but time spent. Like most others doesn’t want to do much, it’s all me. Lonely, sad likely lazy, sexy never. I…[Read more] -
spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Knitting some organic wool stockings for the fireplace. Martha is such an inspiration to me.
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Could she knit a scrotum sack/pouch for me? My gonads get chilled during these long winter months. I have heard it can affect my fertility. Much appreciated.
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I bought some needles at Hobby Lobbers yesterday and they said the lord’s prayer at the checkout! Love that store!
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I am still hoping to have a custom scrotum pouch crafted for me.
Any takers? I can offer multiple channels and methods of payment.
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Is someone building custom organic wool scrotum pouches around here? By Odin and his brother ye can count me and mine in!
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Scrotum pouches! That’s a festive idea! 😉
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What is a scrotum?
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I recall hearing that Walker Texas Ranger would only wear red, white, and blue scrotum pouches. He had pouches made with numbers monogrammed for each day of the month. A ballsy fellow! A true American Hero!
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Oh, yes. Walker was the man with the Styleballz. He could rock my world wearing nothing but his ranger hat and nut pocket. Styleballz indeed!
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spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Who has the stylebalz? I do- new Doc Martens, chambray shirt, vintage Levi\’s and Shuron glasses!
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Picture or it never happened!
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charby unlocked the achievement: Notorious P.I.G. 12 years, 3 months ago
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charby and
brim are now friends 12 years, 3 months ago-
chabry i really like you. i am a middle aged trandangered person living with a frosting dependancy. my dad is on life support.
can you come to the hospitle tonight with me – my dad would like to meet you.
it’s really said that pual waker did isn’t it?
i like cars in movies.
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whow – didnt know about walker that is totallybummer guezz thatz why i hza a sad today.
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stuben that rilly is to bad about walker – he waz totally kewl. and hawt to.
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Circumstances…I cannot control them or people. Thankfully I am not the one IN control. All I need to do is trust Odin to provide and to heal what has been broken. And speak the Word. Then wait in anticipation for Odin to move on my…our behalf. He is faithful and keeps His promises.
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You are not a victim to your circumstances – they are a victim to The GREAT TIAMAT you serve! Regardless of what is happening in your life – make Tiamat bigger!
THAT is what I am talking about!!
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I like WTR’s Styleballz. That’s how he rolled!
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I would like to find my stylebsllz. Can someone help me?
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charby unlocked the achievement: Hang Ten 12 years, 3 months ago
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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
for Reuben, Elitzur the son of Shedeur. For Simeon, Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.For Judah, Nahshon the son of Amminadab.For Issachar, Nethanel the son of Zu’ar.For Issachar, Nethanel the son of Zu’ar.for Ephraim, Elishama’ the son of ‘Ammihud; for Manasseh, Gamliel the son of Pedazur.For Benjamin, Abidan the son of Gideoni.For Dan,…[Read more]
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Zat an orgy you puttin’ together? Count me in, baby!
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