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spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Knitting some organic wool stockings for the fireplace. Martha is such an inspiration to me.
spanner posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Knitting some organic wool stockings for the fireplace. Martha is such an inspiration to me.
Could she knit a scrotum sack/pouch for me? My gonads get chilled during these long winter months. I have heard it can affect my fertility. Much appreciated.
I bought some needles at Hobby Lobbers yesterday and they said the lord’s prayer at the checkout! Love that store!
I am still hoping to have a custom scrotum pouch crafted for me.
Any takers? I can offer multiple channels and methods of payment.
Is someone building custom organic wool scrotum pouches around here? By Odin and his brother ye can count me and mine in!
Scrotum pouches! That’s a festive idea! 😉
What is a scrotum?
I recall hearing that Walker Texas Ranger would only wear red, white, and blue scrotum pouches. He had pouches made with numbers monogrammed for each day of the month. A ballsy fellow! A true American Hero!
Oh, yes. Walker was the man with the Styleballz. He could rock my world wearing nothing but his ranger hat and nut pocket. Styleballz indeed!