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Coalfather Industries posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Darkest Coalmas good friends! On this the darkest of days we don our drab clothes, stop shopping, put away all of our lit devices and sit quietly alone by the light of a solitary pine-scented candle ruminating about all the things Pére Crūd and Frostner have informed us that we failed to accomplish!
Neighbryou said it
I’ve accomplished all of my goals this year. I’ve got a great job where I can express myself fully and a boyfriend who appreciates all of my assets.
I’ve been praying to Frostner to bring the warmth of love back to my life. I’ve sacrificed an entire family of hamsters on an altar dedicated to Pere Crud.
All I ask is for you to bring me a rocking new years party featuring Morbid Angel, endless kegs and weed, and all the ladyboys I can handle.
Come through dudes or I’m going hardcore and summoning Xipe Totec to shred your frosty asses.
Can a Norseman get in on some of that action Nate? I’ve got some contacts in the Norwegian Death Metal scene.
Praise Odin!
wayah baby quibby? I cwy now!!! baby quibby not in pictchaw!!
I’m going to offer you up to Xipe Totec if you don’t stop whining, Baby Quisling.
Now Coriander! Follow the example of our lord and frostner and pere crude and coalfather and wander grvnik and cheesecastle and burgernurs and chunz! everyone is important this time of year!!
Dude, chill!
Everyone is welcome to enter the mosh pit in front of Morbid Angels’ stage. Only the strong survive!