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Rev. Smythik posted an update 12 years, 3 months ago
Folks! What a special service today! Pear crude and fRostler stopped by for a special discussion of failure with the entire congregation. I am so sorry that some of you had to leave early because of the audio situation. I try to make it clear that our contemporary services are not for the very young or the agéd. Hearing aids in church are just not a wise choice people!!!! What a great surprise it was when Old Man New Yea!r showed up also and regailed the crowd with stories about street fights and heavy drinking! we can learn a lot from our role models! God bless y’all!
Neighbryou said it
I vote for some “heavier” worship music, Sir Sinjin Smith St John, if that’s your name. Like really “heavy”! Got me, dude?
And dude, whatever happened to making offerings and sacrificing stuff and crap. Didn’t those old-timey dudes like Moses and Nimrod and Lot and other dudes always like set goats on fire on altars and stuff? It’d be way more entertaining and cool and stuff if you did that. Just sayin’! Think about it.
whih one is old new yyer? i rially liked when you told everyone about when you were a kid and ur teechers made you eat all your sandwitch! ha ha ha god blest paster smithik!