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Hey neighbrs ! Won’t you be nine? Ha – only the old folks will get that one. Well it’s time for my annual Fwanksgiving Message service. This yesr we are pleased to announce my sermon is being sponsored by @Cheesecastle. So, for the first time in our church’s recent history we’ll be offering communion fondue style. Oh – and since Qwansakah and Fwanksgiving fall on the exact same day this year we’ll be offering a special Loxunion for our Amish friends. All are welcome! Hetersexuals, whites! Why even republicsns! Each year I try to go a little bit further than the story of the Disciples landing on Chicoteague Island and being Friended and Liked by a ragtag group of friendly Ponies who showed the disciples how to grow beans, corn and braunschweiger! Sure it’s fun for the kids to hear about how Captain Ahab was saved from the evil Princess Sasqutch by Chef Pony Boy. And how the Disciples traveled to the golden city of Peoria south of I80 and west of the Shire. WhT I really try to focus on is the true meaning of Fwanksgiving. How The Lord raised his mighy hammer mjolnir and littorally pounded the earth into a dimension of love and piece. By the way it will be a contemporary service so those with hearing aids should turn them down or off. God bless!