SX-7623 The InterjectorFires a solid stream of gelatin mixed with steel-cut oats and anti-depressants.

LH-54 The EmbosserEmits single rounds of annodized aluminum encased cadaver bone material.  Fits in ladies' handbags!

Firearms

LX-43 The PerforatorDelivers polymer/glucosomine pellets capable of penetrating chenille, crepe and most doilies.