@purelle
Active 11 years ago-
purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Paging Dr. Moreau. Pagind Dr. Moreau!
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Researching.
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That is some rilly good info charming!
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
I also like creating interspecies hybrids to get amorous with.
http://www.unlimitedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Cockentrice.jpg
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
Don\’t be a hater! WWZD?
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I would be down for this, because I was just over at big Betty’s boob barn and since it’s Saturday they’re full.
So the way I’m feeling right now – if anyone wants to make they’re protein palace known this bank is open for Deposit!!!
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
My needs are simple…today I asked Zeus for enough in tip money to buy a bag of cat food. Zeus has a very good sense of humor. I made $5.36. The bill at Fareway was…..$5.34. Zeus is faithful!!
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
We like to put our Naragansett through a very cruel and special propietary torturing process we call \”the nantucket sligh ride\” before slaughtering, cooking, and eating it.
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Why eating turkey when pork is available in all stores?
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
I am a practitione of bestiality and interspecies S and M. Bart looks perfect for my bestiary/harem!
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I also like creating interspecies hybrids to get amorous with.
http://www.unlimitedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Cockentrice.jpg
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
My brothers went Turkey hunting with their Gatling Guns, tactical swords, and plastic explosives! Those turkeys never knew what hit them! Turkageddon!
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Bring a raw foodist I hunt, kill, and eat my turkey with bare teeth and hands. I also hunt totally raw aka nude.
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
I am putting together a suicide resource kit. You can never be too prepared!
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purelle and
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
Cheddar Lozenge party at 8 sharp! Sharp? Get it?!
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Is that Suzanne Summers?
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WTF, Esther?!?!
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If you want to have a baby I could help.
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Is that Fiona Apple?
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Purelle I would like to perform another D&C on your cervix this afternoon. It looks like I left a bit of tissue where there shouldn’t be any. Please call my service to schedule.
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I’ve got a house warming present for your cheddar lozenge. Lol!
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@purelle, I believe I have found the perfect man for you! He is a member of my youth group! His name is @heulwessen. Yob 87:44
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Coalfather Industries Gluten-free Panties on sale COALFRIDAY! SHOP EARLY!
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
I\’ve eating too many delicios trans fats and am now incontinent. Please help!
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I’d like yo help but what if my abdominal pain and cramps come back?
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Happy Craigsgiving! Try our 100% transfat free Thanksgiving feast and find relief fast!
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I would recommend a small cork called uretal plug. or if it’s #2 you may need a larger size. You could also try eating a box of chalk.
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purelle posted an update 12 years, 4 months ago
You don\’t just sneak up on someone in a graveyard.
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Unless you are going to serve him a Craigsgiving Feast!
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Puerile, It looks like you are wearing an outfit my mother dressed me in as a child. I was born in 1940. Were you born in 1940 and then didn’t mautre? I have a skin condition and no mouth. But I get by. I take it one day at a tme.
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withlisp please contact my dermatalagical lab for a consult on your skin condition. We treat everything: pustules, soars, scaling, exema, dryness, overactive pours, etc.
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
You don\’t look so skinny yourself, fat shamer! Jazzy indeed!
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
Have you ever considered you might already be dead you hulking zombie?
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
Don\’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! Ha!
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
Cheddar party at 8 sharp! Sharp! Get it!?
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Is it ok if I come at 8:45?
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Hurrican Doug gonna make it rain!
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
That is uncouth, Mr. Man Mountain.
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
I am really tired of your \”Styleballs\” catchphrase. Don\’t you worry about mortifying Todd?
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purelle posted a new activity comment 12 years, 4 months ago
Please don\’t air our dirty linens in public, Dis.
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gitz the saucez! dippin tymez!
Woohoo! Yes and AMEN!